Sometimes your world just needs sex, dope, and rock & roll. Don't you just hate it how the volume knob always stops at some point, and your speakers blow out all the time? This isn't head-banging; this isn't thought-provoking. This is just raw, lustful energy. 'Fun House' and 'Raw Power' should be blasting out of every teenage boy's bedroom when he just isn't popular enough to get the girls.

Blue

Alright, you've done the deed, sobered up, but so did that girl you found, who's eagerly running away from your ugly face. You look like you could feel the blues right now. I could point you to some beautiful records by Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Albert King, Willie Dixion, etcetera, but I know you're to lazy and tin-eared right now to appreciate them. That's why the Rock Gods made Led Zeppelin a long time ago in a country over the hills and far away. So when you're feeling blue, listen to the bombast of the electric blues on 'Led Zeppelin 1', 'Led Zeppelin II', and 'Led Zeppelin III'.

Any Colour You Like

Blue gets boring, so why not taste the rainbow? Speaking from experience, marijuana and LSD aren't for everybody! Yes, that's one way to find out what aquamarine tastes like, or what Mozart smells like, but I've found another cure for self-destructive hallucinagenic wanton tendancies! Try a listen with 'The Doors', 'Dark Side of the Moon', and 'Axis: Bold As Love', then tell me where the center of your concious universe lies.