THE BIG DATE
Jackpot! She has given you a shot, even though she can't even describe you to her closest friends and she's already misspoken your name wrong four times. Fear not, my friend. You've got to let her know what kind of guy you are right off the bat. When she steps in to your vehicle and is expecting to hear that generic Lint Bisquick crap, you will have the sounds of 'Classic Sinatra' playing low, stirring thoughts of New York City at night as she thinks, "Romantic... classy" and she gives you the first of many longing glances. This is a memorable night, my man. Make sure to capture it with the 'Sony Cybershot DSCW1 5MP Digital Camera with 3x Optical Zoom'. Not only will she realize that you are sentimental and technically advanced, but hey, if for some astronomical reason tonight doesn't end up working out, at least you've got proof to show everyone for the rest of your life. But we won't think that way.

THE NEXT STEP
Dude, it's your dream girl. Forget about getting her back to your place and instead of focusing on YOUR equipment, think about the NECESSARY equipment. I'm talking about being there for the follow-up call. Do you really trust your beat-up answering machine or your jobless, space cadet roommate to tell you Miss America called? He doesn't even know what state he's in. Make sure she can get YOU in any state with the 'PCS Phone palmOne Treo 600 (Sprint)', and go nationwide. Deregulation is coming. You'd hate to miss her because you had to travel on business or something.

AT YOUR PLACE
The first time at your place is going to be an important one. Throw away those Maxim & Sports Illustrated issues lying around, that's not going to win her over. Let her know what kind of future the two of you could potentially have together when she sees a copy of 'National Geographic Traveler' next to your bed. She'll be picturing paradise and you might be in it, pal. What better time to work from her thoughts and bring her to your 'Omni Castaway Rope Hammock' in your expansive backyard. The two of you will be cuddling and swaying while enjoying a cold iced tea from your 'Libbey Carolina 7-Piece Iced Tea Set'. Ahhhh, life is good.

THE BIG NIGHT
You're thinking and hoping that tonight is the night. Rather than try to impress her with your wallet at the Chez Overcharge, show her that you aren't afraid to work the kitchen. I'm not talking about getting her on the counter. She's expecting you to whip out a 'George Foreman GR10AWHT Champ Grill' and some patties. Instead, you produce the 'All-Clad Stainless 10-1/2-Inch Flambe/Shallow Sauté Pan' and make her the best home-cooked meal she's had since junior year study abroad in Italy. Move towards the CD player and insert 'Baja Sessions' by Chris Isaak. Geez you're pushing all the right buttons. Oh things are good, and it might be wise to pick up 'Calphalon Commercial Nonstick 10-Inch International Griddle/Crepe Pan' in case things go real well tonight!

THE BIG M
Before long, you guys will be thinking about the big day. You continue to impress this lady of your dreams by giving her the gift of 'Bridal Bargains: Secrets to Throwing a Fantastic Wedding on a Realistic Budget (Bridal Bargains: Secrets to Throwing a Fantastic Wedding on a Realistic Budget)'. Once again, she recognizes your ability to practical and sensible. Before long, it will be time to stock up on '4 oz. Feeding Bottles 3-Pack' and an 'Navy Eddie Bauer Weekender Diaper Bag'. Congratulations.