Atheism and religionism are both great. But they're even better when you make them fight in your own home. You can stage your own battle with products you buy right here at Amazon.com.

First, you'll want some music. Put 'The God Who Wasn't There' on your CD boombox and crank the volume up to 10. Now put 'The Passion of the Christ (Full Screen Edition)' on the TV and point it directly at the boombox. Step back.

Now put 'Jesus Is My Rock Adult T-Shirt' on the floor next to 'Atheism is a non-prophet organization Large Bumper Sticker', between the boombox and the TV. Watch them fight! Don't get too close!

Now, with all of that going on, read passages from 'The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason', alternating them with passages from 'The Purpose-Driven Life: What on Earth Am I Here For?'.

If you do this right, you will soon be very insane.