Hello little boys and girls!!

My name is... well that's not importante right now!

I am here to inform you on creating a collection of real hip-hop music.

First off, Leave it to Beaver has nothing to do with anything! So dont buy it! Why would you even be thinking about this movie when youre here to learn about real hip-hop???!!!!???

Step #1.. taking out the trash


There are is a long list of cd's that you should not cop, and if you already have them(which I'm guessing you do), then sneak them out of the house and sacrifice to them... then you better pray to god for forgiveness!!!!!

If you own Hood Rich or I Got That Work or any other cd on Cash Money, then dispose of them immediately! But if you actually think these cd's are real rap then why are you here? Other cd's that you should defenitely not go near are Nellyville, Country Grammar, The Last Temptation, The Eminem Show, Street Dreams or any cd's by these artist's.



Step 2... starting a collection


As many bad cd's as there are, there are lots of good cd's to make up for it. To start off any collection, you need classics. The Chronic is an amazing cd, one of the best of all time. You should also cop Paid in Full is another tight cd! I also highly reccomend Illmatic, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back, 2Pacalypse Now, Me Against the World(and realy all other Tupac cd's.. these 2 r just my favorite), By All Means Necessary, and Ghetto Music: The Blueprint of Hip Hop.

I HOPE YOURE WRITING THIS DOWN!!!

Step 3...Word of my mouf..


Those are some great rap cd's. I hope your'e not some idiot taking this list for granted. If your'e a fan of Ludacris and you saw that my heading was "Word of mouf" like his cd, and said "oh cool, he's finally giving Luda the props he deserves..." Well I'm not. I just like saying "word of mouf". Actually Word of Mouf is a terrible cd. It's sad that all it takes to sell a hit record these days is a bunch of cursing. Hey, for all you Ludacris fans... face the music, he is a terrible rapper! But check out Music by Erick Sermon.. this is an awesoume cd! I also have to give props to these cd's.

Animal Rap featuring Kool G Rap

Mic Club: The Curriculum

The Realness(His new cd "true meaning" is tight too)

Lake Entertainment Presents: The 41st Side

Watermelon, Chicken & Gritz..

What have you learned sucka?


I hope you had fun today! Learning about rap music..

Also be sure to cop this tight Le Creuset 2-1/4-Quart Buffet Casserole, Blue!!!!

And now... farewell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!