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Maniac Nurses find Ecstasy


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Fair, at best.

This runs under 80 minutes, a good 10 from a scene with a nurse dancing on a table, while the narrator blah-blah-blahs about how twisted and sado-masochistic these broads are. Are they really maniacs, and do they find ecstasy?

Half the time, I was saying to myself "when are these sado-masochistic broads going to show some gory, unadulterated action?" The movie has its moments, but the narrator spells way to much out, a little too much telling and not enough showing (bordering at insulting).

No, this isn't as good as "Rabid Grannies," but okay for a cheap thrill. It's not as gory as one would hope, but not bone-dry for that matter.

No, these nurses did not find ecstasy because even the annyoing narrator admits that they are bored. I admit, I was bored too.

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(5 stars) - possibly the greatest movie ever made
Fantastic! this movie has to be seen to be believed, hopefully with a room full of buddies drinking heavily. i was laughing so hard i had tears in my eyes. we've made it into a drinking game...you drink whenever they mention sadism, flash an elvis tattoo, make a list on screen, show the front of the mansion, walk around for ten minutes, or show random stock footage. honestly, i've never seen so much walking in one movie, those beautiful babes could have hiked everest after filming this. i can't say enough good things about this movie, buy it right now!



(5 stars) - A profound existential romp through the human soul
Quite simply, this is one of the most moving films of its generation. Sure, the special effects are not that special, but the story, the message--is flawless. This cinematic masterpiece will take you on a Kurtzian journey through your own soul and sexuality--if indeed, they are separate entities. Warning: you may or may not come out the other side. You will have a faithful guide with you, the narrator. A strange mix of Ken Burns and Jesus, put your faith in this mighty spirit animal and take a spirit quest into the depths of your very existence.



(5 stars) - essential viewing for all fans of total trash movies!
Tales From the Crapper
Probably the best adjective for this atrocity is `unbelievable'! Allegedly it was a Hungarian production directed by a Belgian who can't decide whether he is Harry Love or Leon Paul de Bruyn - it was picked up for distribution by Troma & if they paid more than $2.98 for it they were screwed! Mr de Bruyn also wrote this work of art so he has no one to blame for the resulting mess but himself. Judging by some of the other reviews there are fans of this sort of idiocy so I would like to add some of my own observations - first we have women with names like Ilsa & Greta so you know who they are ripping off, I mean paying homage to! The setting is some dreary hospital / prison & interminable scenes of women in their underwear simulating lesbian sex abound - at other times they are strutting around brandishing machine guns! The story has something to do with a baby with an Elvis tattoo the significance of which eludes me! The attraction for gorehounds can be illustrated by the following charming scenes - a man has his foot severed by a trip wire & is told to `stand up & fight' by a woman with a machine gun - a balding overweight guy with a beard is whipped most unconvincingly - following a strangulation a young woman has something unspeakable done to her with a wooden stake of the type used on vampires but she doesn't get staked in the heart - a young man loses his virginity to Ilsa in the woods & although he did well he gets blown away as soon as he has put his shorts back on - there's another scene of an operation conducted without anaesthetic on another hapless female but my personal favourite concerns our heroine Sabrina played by the delectable Susanna Makay : she is the best thing about the movie but only made this one film as far as I can ascertain. Here goes - Sabrina is toying with yet another innocent (topless) young woman in those woods again - she is wielding a knife when she accidentally treads on a frog which causes her to slit the young woman's throat. If all this motivates you to watch this trash then go ahead!



(4 stars) - Pretty bad
I first heard the title and laughed. It was a typical Troma film but I enjoyed some parts of the movie. Ill admit it will not win any awards for best picture but it was still fun to watch. Troma is always good at offering up some low class entertainment.

At the end they played a song that was on a continuous loop that I loved. I dont know where i've heard it before but it did sound like some cheap porn music.



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