How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

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(5 stars) - Tore apart best friend's relationship with girlfriend
I anxiously awaited giving this gift to my best friend, herein referred to as "Walter," over a period of about 2 weeks while we traversed most of Maryland and some of Pennsylvania, and when at last I met his new girlfriend, presented it to him with an ebullient smile.

One week later, Walter messaged me via AIM and simply said, "You Suck."

Soon after, his relationship status on facebook changed to, "single."

Would totally buy again.

(5 stars) - OMG Will Not Defeat Me!
When this book was recommended to me by a friend who knew about my medical condition, I was a bit skeptical. However, after reading the book, I am confident that I can use the advice in the book to lead a productive and happy life! I see the world in a whole new way now. A must read for all men that suffer from the medical condition addressed in this book.

(4 stars) - A Book that Understands my plith...
When I was born 32 years ago, I knew I was different. I was born a 12 LBS baby, and it wasn't cause I was large in total physical size. I was born with a rather large penis that forced my parents into the textile industry due to the lack of clothing created for babies with my ailment. Growing up was tough, as many did not understand my problems. Walking on the school grounds bumping into kids with this rather large item coming from the center of my hips did not make for the best social situations. I would have to be allowed out of class early before lunch would start as too not offend the other kids by bumping them standing in line. It was tough cause kids can be cruel. When High School came, I was more like a freak then a human. My friends would ask me to pull out my penis during parties while all the girls mocked and laughed. It wasn't till I was 17 when I volunteered for a blind camp that I was able to have my first kiss. She was standing on stage, as I did not want her to stand to close to me to feel my issue. College wasn't easy either. Every time I would meet a girl, they would find out through someone that I had this family member. It was hard to discuss cause all I wanted to be known for was my personality. In fact college made me rather depressed. I went to 4 universities on both coasts till I found the best place for me. It was CSUN or Cal State Northridge. For those of you that do not know, Northridge is in the heart of the San Fernando Valley, a suburb in Los Angeles. It is also the capital of Porno for the entire world. When I walked into my first audition I knew this was the industry for me. I may have been the largest in the room, but not by much. All of the women understood and never looked at me oddly. I was excepted. This was a first for me of many situations that has allowed me to be fully comfortable with my size. While at university a professor advised me, after a night of "getting to know" each other, to read this book. "How to live with a huge penis" has helped me focus on the things that really matter in life, how to be able to use this massive size to my advantage. By chapter 4 I knew that I was taking the correct path, as in chapter the book advises to enter Porn. Now I am at the AVN awards every year, with three women who have virgins that look like a Wizards Sleeve... Buy this book! (But save a copy for my kid)

(2 stars) - Concentrates too much on length
Any lady will tell you it is the girth that counts. When I was in the showers in swim club, my nick-name was "The tuna fish can" That's right, although I don't have a foot long trouser snake, The girth is very painful for my partners.

This book focuses on all the glory and pitfalls of having a long penis while blatantly disregarding the girth issue. Trust me guys if you are a "tuna fish can" like me, or a "cat food can" this is not for you.

(5 stars) - We Should All Be So Lucky
Jacob, Richard and Owen Thomas. ¡§How to Live with a Huge Penis¡¨ Advice, Meditations and Wisdom for Men Who have Too Much¡¨, Quirk
Books, 2009.


We Should All Be So Lucky

Amos Lassen

I must admit that the title of this book drew me in immediately. The huge penis has governed the lives of men forever among those that have one and those that want one. This is a guide book for the care of the huge penis and even though many do not need it, everyone can learn from it. It is a parody of self-help books which contains all kinds of advice for the well-endowed or as the book calls them OMG (oversized male genitalia). The book also offers hope for those men with gargantuan tools as well as looks at issues such as explaining, sharing and avoiding injury. The book includes quotes from men who are blessed with large penises as well as a how-to section on how to keep a penis journal.
What is interesting about the huge penis is that men all seem to want one and women think they want one but it is not so easy. A huge penis can be a debit rather than an asset. The book itself is very, very funny and we see where a huge penis is not always the blessing it is thought to be. I found the book to be quite a gift as I could relate to so much in it. º It is not easy living with a huge monstrosity between one¡¦s legs and it makes wearing shorts a real problem. I found the book to be rewarding and affirming and great fun.

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